New phone

I've finally done it. I've got my first new mobile phone. No more hand-me-downs. It's a proper, trendy phone - Samsung U600 - and it's on a Vodaphone contract so I have 500 minutes of phone calls and 500 texts to use up each month! It has a 3.2 megapixel camera and video included, bluetooth, MP3 player, etc. Not that I know how to use any of this stuff!!! Help.....I need a teenager to show me how it all works.